"I love how Bobby says the quiet part out loud. Especially when it’s medically false, socially reckless, and scientifically offensive. It takes guts to look at decades of autism research and say, ‘Nah, I read a blog once.’ That’s leadership!"

Frankie B.

"Most politicians hide their affairs. Not RFK Jr. He wrote them down by hand like a horny historian. That’s transparency, baby. If he journals every betrayal, just imagine what he’ll do with national secrets!"

Jesse N.

"He makes me feel safe, not medically, obviously, but spiritually. When he said vaccines were part of a mind-control plot, I finally felt seen. Also, I like that he fired scientists. Too many numbers confuse me."

Jamie L.